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She sent me a list of her requirements. One of them includes a salary of
$300k+
r/Tinder - She sent me a list of her requirements. One of them includes a
salary of $300k+
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Anyone that fit each of those to a T would block her immediately.
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Everyone wants the princess treatment until it's time to get an arranged
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She's got huge... tracts of land.
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But I don't want to marry her. I want the woman that I marry to have that
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She's got huge... tracks of land.
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Why do you know anyone? 😏😂
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Anyone that fits each of those probably isn't on tinder
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Send her the same list back and watch her get mad at you for demanding so
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Actually that's exactly what I did. She proceeded to tell me that she
makes less than 10k a year as a part-time personal trainer. I then invited
to my place for some casual fun and told her to bring wine.
She unmatched me.
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Imagine making less than 10k a year and telling someone they need to make
300,000 plus a year. Fucking wild. Not to mention she essentially wanted a
roommate based on that list
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Is it not obvious she's looking for a situation where she doesn't have to
make any money? Like I don't think she finds her lack of income generation
a downside, she thinks of herself as the prize.
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She wants the lifestyle of two people who 150,000k each. Chances are she
knows a friend who’s living that life and is jealous, but delegated her
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How the fuck does someone make less than 10k a year and survive??? That’s
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I also would like to know the answer to this question
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Her second job is Tinder, finding dudes to pay her bills.
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You're nicer than me. I would've just said "lol ew, you broke loser."
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Can't say stuff like that or else you'll get banned. It's best to throw a
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Remember everyone… this is bare MINIMUM
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Haha good luck with that
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Tell her you meet all of the requirements except the salary because your
salary is only $200k and you make the other $300k+ from equity/options and
then apologize and ghost her
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$298k... sorry SO close🤣
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Then if she tells you "there's some space for leniency" you say "you've
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“I meet everyone of these perfectly but really love cooking so would not
want to hire a chef, sorry I didn’t fit the mold”
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He actually makes 500k, fits all the criteria but unfortunately he likes
to cook so doesn't hire a chef. Really sad but he'll have to unmatch
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Funny thing is in that salary range and no way it is luxury range. It is
don’t look at the bank account range when grocery shopping and going out
to eat range. Luxury nah.
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ikr. I watch Ramit Sethi who talks to 300k+ couples and they be living
paycheck to paycheck and have 50k+ in credit card loans
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I did a vague search and saw that 2.3% of all men (I assume American men?)
make over 300k a year. That doesn’t even break down how many of those men
are even available/single.
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The amount of men under 40 that are single and make over 300K a year has
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According to statistical data , the probability a guy of the U.S. male
population ages 18 to 85 meets your standards is: .37%
earning at least $300,000 per year
not married
https://igotstandardsbro.com/results?minAge=18&maxAge=85&excludeMarried=true&race=0&minHeight=0&excludeObese=false&minIncome=300000
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Could've condensed all that in the word "slave".
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But also needs to make 300k+ a year.
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Here’s your response
1. Must be hotter than my ex but cooler than my therapist
2. Brings peace, not problems — this isn’t WWE
3. Emotionally stable enough not to burn my house down during a
disagreement
4. Has her own life, friends, and income — I’m not adopting
5. Doesn’t post our arguments on TikTok
6. Knows the difference between “aesthetic” and “financially
irresponsible”
7. Can cook at least one meal that doesn’t involve a phone call or
delivery fee
8. Must not think brunch counts as a personality
9. Supports my grind — doesn’t become it
10. Laughs at my jokes, not at my goals
11. Understands that “fine dining” sometimes means Taco Bell at
midnight
12. Loyalty is a given, not an achievement
13. Doesn’t expect “300k income” while offering $12 energy
14. Knows how to sit in silence without making it weird
15. Low drama, high emotional intelligence — not the other way around
16. Can fight… but only the urge to be toxic
17. Doesn’t confuse “manifesting” with Amazon Prime
18. Makes my life easier, not my therapist’s life busier
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Meanwhile she brings nothing to the table
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C’mon that’s not fair. She brings “feminine energy”!
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Shes going to be single forever
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This reads like a checklist from those groups that go after "high value
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The men, not the group.
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I mean these people exist. But having it as her requirement means those
people probably won't want her. The few that will are setting themselves
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i hope she stays single forever
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That's a girl that wants you for what you have rather than who you are.
men like this are either taken by precious beautiful women and they both
most likely started with nothing. And If they re single, They have so many
options it's hard to keep them loyal.
Please tell her to keep dreaming and move on. Not matter how good she
looks she is totally delusional.
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I think it's interesting that most of the comments seem to think that if
this man existed, he'd be way out of her league. Her list requires the man
to do all the work & make all the money& - all of that money with
her. Women don't find men like this for free. There's a lot of fine print.
If a man fit all of her requirements, there would be a massive power
imbalance in their relationship. She'd be signing her soul away for that
"princess treatment" . Likely a lot of abuse & adultery in her future.
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Mental illness
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She added sexually disciplined at 16 because she knows the guy she's
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Yeah, I don't know a whole lot of guys who make $300K, but of the ones I
do (a few doctors, a lawyer, and a couple business owners) none are both
"emotionally intelligent and confident" and faithfully monogamous.
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The fact that he has at least one mistress is the reason she needs this
whole list. Or she could wind up with a guy who has one and doesn't pay
for anything, she reasons. 😂
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Me me
Money
Me and money
Money
Good
Me
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Money
Looks
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Me and money
Societal standing
Good
Money
I.... I don't know what that means
Weird phrasing, but ok? Prefers vasectomy? Also, me.
Me me me and money money money
Did I miss anything? And this is a bare minimum list?
Loves me deeply and puts me First
2. Financially successful (300k
3. Generous and spoils me
4. Sophisticated and enjoys luxury
5. Emotionally intelligent and confident
6. Chivalrous and protective
7 Ambitious and disciplined
8.Family-oriented and well-connected
9. Fit, attractive, and well-groomed
10. Takes control and makes plans
11. Keeps his word and values
12. Supports my goals and lifestyle
13. Fun outgoing, and socially respected
14. Prefers privacy over social media validation
15. Loves traveling and fine dining
16. Sexually disciplined and loyal
17 Handles pregnancy prevention (no hormones for me)
18. Makes life easier (maid, chef etc.
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A vagina that's a bit loose
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I dunno where to start deconstructing that, so I'll just laugh. Really
hard. What a dumb gold digger. I wonder, what can she offer in return?
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If this is a joke, A+, love her humor. If this is real, don't walk away,
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This! This is exactly why I’m single and (kinda) don’t date anymore. Let
me explain…
I’m a 34M, and I’ve been in the tech industry for over 14 years. Back when
I was fully in industry, I was earning around £150,000 per year here in
the UK. I hold over 100 IPs, and a few of them have even helped shape not
one, but two entire industries. Yet, after all of that, I came to two
major realisations:
1. I wasn’t fulfilled. Working in tech often feels like you’re just
building someone else’s empire — you pour your heart into a product, it
generates millions, and the most you get is a bonus and maybe a “thanks”
(if that).
2. The number of academics with proper industry experience is
shockingly low. These are the people responsible for preparing the next
generation of tech professionals. But how can you truly prepare students
for industry success if you’ve never been in the trenches yourself?
So, I left my cushy role and went into academia. Started a PhD on a humble
£15,000 stipend. Luckily, I landed a Lecturer role before even finishing
my doctorate and later rose to the rank of Professor — mostly thanks to my
industry background and IPs. Today, I earn around £50,000 as an academic —
not nearly what I used to, but I’ve never been more fulfilled.
The joy of getting an email from a former student saying, “Your mentorship
helped me land my dream job” — that’s priceless. Way more meaningful than
helping a company’s stock go up by 2%.
But… at what cost? Especially to my dating life.
Here’s a recent story: A friend tried to set me up with someone who works
in finance. For some added context — I’m also an entrepreneur with several
successful exits, and I currently run ventures where I pay myself a
symbolic £1 per year. Why? Because my philosophy is to build products that
create value, not just profit. Any revenue we make goes back into R&D
to better serve our users. So, technically, I live on my academic salary.
Anyway, my friend introduced me as a “entrepreneur.” We meet for the date,
and after the usual small talk, her very first question is:
“So, how much money is your company making?” 😅
Not “What inspires your work?” or “What are you passionate about?” — just
straight to the financials. I get it — she works in finance, maybe it’s
second nature to ask those things. But it was still a jarring opener.
I gave her the benefit of the doubt and answered honestly — explained what
my ventures do, how we reinvest, and how I don’t draw a salary. Almost
immediately, I could see her interest flatline. I cut the date short and
politely called it a night.
And the sad part? This wasn’t a one-off. Time and time again, when women
find out I “only” earn £50K in academia, the vibe drops faster than
temperatures at the top of Everest.
It’s honestly disheartening. When did financial status become the entry
ticket to being considered dateable?
Have we lost the ability to care about why someone does what they do? To
appreciate purpose, passion, and principles?
For me, my outlook on life changed after I lost my father. He came from
humble beginnings in India and worked relentlessly to build a good life.
He planned to travel the world with my mum after retirement. But just
before that dream could begin, they were in a serious car accident. He was
paralysed — and later passed away from the complications.
That tragedy taught me something I’ll never forget: no matter how much
money you make, you can’t take it with you.
So now, my mission is simple — do work that leaves the world a little
better than I found it.
Coming back to dating — let’s be real: being a young academic doesn’t
help. Most academics are older and settled, so I naturally date outside
academia. And of course, I can’t date students, even if we’re close in
age, for obvious ethical reasons.
I tend to be drawn to ambitious, intelligent and educated women — but
ironically, they’re often the ones who judge success by salary first (at
least in my experience). And I’m left wondering…
When did we, as a society, decide that someone’s bank balance determines
their worth in a relationship?
Because honestly? Back in 2015, dating didn’t feel this brutal. 🥲
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Anecdotal, but we’re out here. I’m a science nerd around your age, make my
own money, I don’t care what my partners make (yes plural, am poly)
because I provide my own financial stability. Having competency and
passion at whatever their thing is matters to me much more. I’ve actually
never had a partner who made more than me, and financially supported many
of my partners in the past. I know many of my fellow academic docs feel
similarly, we dont need someone to bring money or fiscal stability into
our lives, that doesn’t add anything to our ability to appreciate and
enjoy life. We need challenging and interesting conversations, support in
our sometimes stressful careers, and partners who match in kindness and
strength of character and convictions. Haha honesty, academic infectious
disease doctors (or pediatricians) are generally filled with women who
don’t prioritize money, though we appreciate drive.
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300k a year means she's targeting the top 5% of earners.
What's she bringing to the table to match that?
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This list made me chuckle even if this chick is super hot the fact that
she is looking for this on Tinder is delusional even if she lives in
Miami, NYC or LA. Those type of guys she is looking for are not looking
for girlfriends (and most defitnely not wives) on Tinder but to pump and
dump or FWB at best
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1/3 of her requirements are about money (potentially more depending on
what she means by 'puts me first' and I think it counts). Bye, Felicia.
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digger. It got so weird with her when I gifted my sister an expensive
handbag, claiming I didn’t give her anything expensive despite only been
on 4 dates by then.
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Golddiggers are the thirsty version of Thirsty Tricks/Simps
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$300K salary is such a minuscule percentage of earners, like 2%. It’s
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Indeed, there is a old saying "Pretty women are always where the money is"
A real smokeshow knows where these high-earning men are in real life they
ain't looking for them on Tinder. This chick sounds like it's her first
year as a wanna-be sugar baby or some shit. She probably watched
sheraseven on YouTube the delulu is real.
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As someone who basically meets all her criteria... no way I'm even
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Another delusional female who thinks she offers a fair exchange for what
she desires.
Any man who meets that checklist has the ability to be very, very
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that he don't need to be on tinder, that's like fishing in a septic tank
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Needs a man to finance her.
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This is where those red pill dudes are coming from. They see a list like
this, ask what she brings to the relationship to feel entitled to this
madness and gets a "me" and just feels silly. Most of them are still
assholes but even broken clocks are right twice a day.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah maybe if she's a supermodel and has a house in the Hamptons.
People these days are delusional. At some point she'll realize her
standards are absolutely ridiculous and she'll become more realistic.
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Personally, I fit all of these. If a woman ever gave me a list like this I
would block her. I’m not here to jump through hoops like a monkey. I’ve
busted my ass too long for that. At least this is how I personally feel
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Translated:
An emotional connection prioritizing herself
Money
Someone who spends money on her
Someone who spends money on expensive things
Mature
Guard dog
Someone who wants to make more money
Someone who knows people who will enable further propagation of money
Attractive
Someone who plans how to spend money
Honest
Someone who spends money on her goals and lifestyle
Cool
Private
Someone who likes to spend money on travel and expensive food
Sexually gratifying
100% responsible for not having kids
Someone who does all of the middling day-to-day shit that a man making
high six figures would NEVER need to deal with were it not his prerogative
to do so
She is delulu, either because she is too young to have learned how this
works... Or it's a chronic, lifelong condition
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She better be a dime piece with a helluva sense of humor, and some sick
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So…. What does she bring to the relationship? There are lots of beautiful
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xag8rrbUKU
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looking, body needed work, and she made 40K a year.
Her requirements were that the guy be 6’2” (minimum), look like Chris
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"You get to have sex with me."
"If I make 300k a year, I get to have sex with a lot of people more
attractive than you. Try again."
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What do you get? What is in it for you? 🤔
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requirements but what do you bring to the table in return", genuinely
curious how they would try to justify something like this
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Literally the mind of a 8 year old just translated to adult wishes.
Honey, none of that is happening and you‘ll have to settle for a maximum
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She’s looking entirely for what she can GET from someone. There was very
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Say you can check all of these off, ask her what she brings. Keep it open,
don't let her ask what you want or your check list. Say you earned $300K
by not settling and knowing your worth, if she wants it, sell herself.
Then enjoy the responses, either she sells herself poorly or she gets mad
you asked, either way, hilarity ensues.
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I respect OP keeping her profile specifics anonymous, but, I would LOVE to
see her appearance and accomplishments before finishing judgment on this
list…. Maybe she’s a Stanford/Harvard neurosurgeon who was an NCAA athlete
or something. Usually, lists like this one are put forth by folks who have
little to offer themselves, sadly, except perhaps an attractive exterior
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Your list:
Never stop looking older than 25
Never weigh over 110 lbs
No plastic surgery
No nagging
Knows when to talk later
Can enjoy thinking about nothing
Enjoys peace and quiet
Willing to try any and all things in the bedroom without fears or
complaints.
Willing to have their own kinks to try
Being content with what she has
Willing to work and contribute equally to the finances and chores
Can handle her own problems like an adult
Don't talk shit about her friends
That's the start of a list of a perfect, Hollywood version of a single
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Husband huh? Any guy that hits those marks and is still single is not
going to settle down easily and if they do it will absolutely, 100%,
involve a no fault prenuptial as a baseline. Hell, half of the assets and
money will likely be in a trust before getting enslaved just for double
insurance when that marriage goes dead bedroom and stale.
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So he’s literally the whole package… where does she even come in? Like
what does she do? If she’s not gonna cook or clean, presumably won’t raise
the children since the nannies, butlers, and teachers will do that, what’s
she gonna do? Watch Tiktok for 14 hours a day?
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“Hahaha do you want to see it” Lmao at the way she knows it’s over after
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I don’t care what they look like. Only a person with no self worth would
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I know it’s against the rules but I feel like a list like this should
accompany a picture. This is unreasonable unless you know what she brings
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People tell me that my standards are high, but I don’t have 1/4 of these
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Nah I would say that there is no chance you'll find gold pure like that. I
will tell you if you make over 300k there are at least 2 things on that
list that are obsolete.
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What’s wrong with knowing what you want? People should have standards and
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Welcome to the modern woman. She probably makes closes to 100k so she
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Tell her "my list is basically the same for what my wife needs to be" and
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She wants you to be the breadwinner and the maid/chef?
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What do these kind of women offer in relationships with lists like these?
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Someone’s gonna be single for a while I recently got married over the
weekend and me and my new wife we barely make $300,000 a year together not
to mention I live in Massachusetts so out here 300 K is not a lot of
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A person responded to one like this with "Your looks are a depreciating
asset, while my wealth is an appreciating asset. Given that scenario, I
would rather rent."
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Her list doesn't mention what she brings to the table. What's in it for
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Did you send her a List back of your requirements?👀
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Respond with that’s cool I always wanted to be a househusband thanks for
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It’s funny because the LinkedIn pilled bros are spreading their bullshit
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I would expect the exact same from her then. Including the ridiculous
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I appreciate her for effectively removing herself from the realistic
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Half of them is what every men should be doing in the first place. Reading
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So she's a gold-digger? 🤣 And what does she have to offer aside from her
pussy (which might not be the freshest🤣)?
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These are just all things she isn't
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Bare minimum lmao
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The default answer to things like this is “You must know you aren’t
attractive enough to make these sorts of demands.” Then unmatch.
This will haunt her for eternity - she will never be able to stop thinking
about it.
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people post shit like this on reddit instead of just going on with their
lives and then wonder why theres a male loneliness epidemic or why they
get no matches
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What a sad woman
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When the hell did men become nothing more than ATMs for some of these
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U want him to provide everything and you don't even want to cook or clean?
So what does she bring to the table?
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What does she bring to the table? Let me guess…”look at me “ 😂😂😂👎
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"she shallow" - J.cole
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Anyone else notice how each bullet point actually contains two or three
requirements. She's asking for like 50 things pretending it's 18. lmfao
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"What do you bring to the table besides your demands?"
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Imagine trying to find that on Tinder 💀
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What is going on with my fellow women these days. Don’t get me wrong, I’m
a feminist and I’m well aware of how terribly women have been/are treated,
but like, wtf. This ain’t it. This is just focusing on very shallow,
materialistic stuff.
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What was your response? No wonder she is single.
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Awe she has a requirement for each of her cats.
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Basically she wants to be a child that nothing is expected of her and she
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...and what is she bringing to the table 🤔
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None of these are even bad except for the salary requirement. Well, the
“must be well connected” is fairly offputting as well
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women are often oblivious
your vagina entitles you to approximately nothing at all
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How hot is she?
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One word: run
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What exactly does she bring to the table?
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Yeah... I just got to number 2 and had to comment.
You aren't going to get a dude that is making 300k a year while also
putting you first. He will have to prioritize his job first to make that
much.
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AI Overview
+1 Roughly 2% of employed Americans made $300,000 or more in total income,
according to data from 2020.
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Isn’t it sweet when women freak out over love songs saying things like, ‘I
want to hold your hand’, yet what they really going for is, ‘I want to
know what’s in your wallet’.
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What does she bring? Lol
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Damn... she wants a guy to bring all of that to the table, but she's just
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Swipe left. Don't look back. It's not worth meeting for coffee.
Immature and naive, and likely to be perpetually disappointed with men
until she grows up...
What is really ironical is that if a man -s such a "list" with a woman,
he'd be ostracized, cast out, criticized, and called misogynistic, or
worse.
These fairy tale criteria do not help either side of a relationship. It's
possibly better for all to discourage it when one sees it.
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She’s gone a wonderful future of being forever alone ahead of her. Please
tell me you hit her with the “cool, so what do you offer this future
husband that sets you apart”
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Well, he has the $300k salary now, but he was working temp jobs when I
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Most of these are very typically desirable traits. Yes 300 K is a reach,
and I think she is disconnected with how many people that actually is in
the US. Men can stay mad about it, but financial security is important in
a relationship.
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Sooo what’s she bringing to the table…
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You should -, “want to see my list? 1) my equal “. How much you make boo?
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Sexually disciplined? Why do I think this means you have to not complain
when sex happens only on the 30th of February?
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PppppffffffffhhahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA....HHAAÀAAHAHAHAHA. HAAHAHA. ....
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Replace bare minimum with this is my ideal fantasy. Bare minimum is we
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My fave responses to these is when people say "Your not cute enough to
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No one fits on this list. Some elements on the list are simply
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https://youtu.be/llGvsgN17CQ?si=OsP1h2C1TDokLypI
This song came to mind lol
“Lower your expectations a few cause Prince Charming wouldn’t fall for
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Being well connected. Means she's not, cause if she was she'd get a guy
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This is Melanie Trump's list, only the numbers were higher. Men shocked,
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I have seen or met many women like this and all I can say is this...
They'll be single forever ♾️😭.
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She’s gonna be Eon’s 13th baby mama. Crying about how she, too, had to
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Looking for a unicorn
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Jacqui, is that you?
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Tell her you can do 3 of those
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I knew so many women with mindsets like this when I was in my 20s. What
was hilarious to me was that only a small fraction brought anything to the
table.
95% of them thought that just being female, was a great prize.
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And what exactly does she bring to the table 👀 especially if she expects
her husband to not only work to provide but to also be the maid/chef/etc
👀 who in their right mind would wife up that??
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Well with that list of minimum requirements she better be a 9 or 10 on
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Coming from a 26-year-old woman with generational wealth, my male
relatives deal with women like this all the time. Most of the time, they
grew up poor, and they think that their only way to experience "luxury" is
by going for dudes with money. My step-brother dated one of them, and she
was insufferable. She wanted him to be in her TikToks, and her whole
social media revolved around her having an "old money boyfriend". He
bought her an iPhone, jewelry, trips, nothing was ever enough and she
really forgot the value of money during their relationship.
Step-brother started panicking at around 21 years old, when he realized
he's been living the trust fund life and hasn't had ambitions of his own,
and wanted to change it. He applied to the police academy to become a
police officer, and the girl he was seeing FREAKED out because this would
destroy their image as an "old money couple". She was embarrassed by his
ambition to... get a job. This, in the end, broke them up.
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And what does she bring to the table? Obviously 10/10 looks, super fit,
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I would simply - what do you have to offer in exchange for all these?
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she should be actively looking for men who make that much then… ALSO if
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Maybe that’s what she makes and she doesn’t want a financial
imbalance…🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Just kidding, she’s a 🤡
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IF she has the required looks, she could always be welcomed on the Dubai
hookup sights. They look for women with lists who enjoy "the easy life" of
working on their back, knees, and so on.
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NOT A WOMAN LIKE YOU
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Ridiculous. My dad owns his own company and before that was a VP of
engineering and has done well for himself and he didn’t make that much
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Staying single sounds much more peaceful than trying to court a woman who
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“I will wear a ring to have a sugar daddy”
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"Alright, pick your two favs" Some ppl are just committed to their
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I admit that I spent too much time on this; but it really struck a nerve.
After marrying, young, and dating now, after 25 years of marriage. I had
one date; where I paid for lunch on a blue-collar salary; where the woman
explained that her ex-husband only had a small helicopter. A draft of a
return list of requirements: 1 11/10 beauty 2 feed family on $100 per
week. 3 gourmet cook (remember $100). 4 barefoot and pregnant while
maintains your 11. 5 leaves me alone because I’m exhausted from working
100 hours per week, spoiling you, hitting the gym and organizing all these
family outings. 6 you must recognize narcissist behavior And be confident
enough to ignore it.
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"Bare minimum"
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shame her choices. It’s really a neutral thing. Dating is about finding
your fit, not expecting everyone to have the requirements you do.
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Respond.
“It so emboldening seeing someone your age accept they will be alone
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Maid, chef etc lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Fun_Material_4246
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Wrong button 7 must need constant validation. 8 I love the children,
regret themom 9 you must be looking to marry up 10 be a natural at doing
nothing, and expecting everything to be done for you 11 actively hunt for
a new husband 12 willing to stay home and spend lots of money 13 trophy on
my arm, as I drag myself, exhausted, from ridiculous party to ridiculous
party 14 Who is watching the kids anyway? 15 someone who requires constant
validation. 16 One who owns many vibrators, because I am too exhausted and
disgusted to have sex with you. 17 just wtf. 18 just go away.
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whos gonna tell her shes not finding that kind of guy on tinder cause he
can get dates without an app😵💫
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Good luck to the princess! She’ll need it
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love the fact that she gets through 10 points before she gets to trust
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Ha, I dated a woman with a longer and more delusional list than that. She
also constantly negged me. Breaking up with her was one of the best
decisions I ever made in my life.
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Funny enough I think my brother does fulfill everything except basically 3
and 4. He works in a senior position for an international oil company. His
fiancee is a lawyer with a degree from a prestigious law school.
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omegadirectory
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Maybe I can Moneyball my way into fitting this list.
"I can't be him, but I can recreate him in the aggregate."
If several dudes combined their stats together we could meet these
requirements.
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Post implies 2 is the worst but i'd be more concerned about 18. That's so
vague and she could always ask you to do more
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These are always written by women who don't come from money. It's
inevitable her nails are 3 inches long--same with her false eyelashes.
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A lot of these are reasonable asks tbh, but putting them in a damn list is
so cringe. To say nothing of the $300k salary requirement.
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So what does a man who ticks all the boxes get in return? Pre nup first
.... seriously after seeing family and friends being treated like husbank
its not worth it.
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This person doesn't exist. I don't think anyone who checks all those boxes
is a real person. Everyone has flaws, and a lot of those things directly
contradict one another.
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u/Full_Huckleberry988 avatar
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As of 2020 2% of the US population made 300k a year. Good luck to her
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She's probably exclusively vacationing in Dubai to look for her potential
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Zerochap
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People just want to be pets with no consequences
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u/Smart-Afternoon-4235 avatar
Smart-Afternoon-4235
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My boyfriend that I met on tinder only makes 297k per year. If I’d have
known what the bare minimum was I would have aimed higher
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Front_Statistician38
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Do you cook and clean?
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myheadisnotsquare
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The fact it’s number 2 on the list shows you she wanted to put it first
but still has a tiny amount of self awareness left
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FriendlyYote
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51m ago
You should have said you only check the salary requirement, I'm sure the
rest of the list goes out the window
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Used-Pin-997
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48m ago
I don't think she knows the assignment. An emotionally intelligent Man
won't be choosing her.
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dally-lama
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47m ago
The truth is men like that aren't on tinder.
We're on reddit 😎
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thrax7545
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45m ago
Hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha
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ScrlettDrling
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45m ago
If he’s all that he’s smart enough to have someeone with money and not a
gold digger.
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Relevant-Dig3630
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45m ago
She should just go to medical school. Can meet a fellow student like that
easily.
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YourFaveNightmare
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43m ago
You dodged a bullet
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NoHypeX
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43m ago
I would drop 1 cat laughing emoji and 1 skull emoji then block her
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Ok_Afternoon6646
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41m ago
Whelp!!!!
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Winter_Echoes
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40m ago
"14. Prefers privacy" lol she would be definitely the type to put pictures
of all the holidays he is paying on IG + gifts he is giving etc just to
make her friends jealous
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Ok_Evidence4067
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36m ago
🎶“ she takes my money… When I’m in need! Yep, she’s a trifling friend
indeed… I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger but…”🎶💯
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Dontdittledigglet
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32m ago
Umm yikes
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ClarkeBrower
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31m ago
She’ll be divorced at least three times
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Specialist-Parsley19
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31m ago
Nothing humble about her, kick her to the curb
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teumessian-vixen
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31m ago
Even if your salary was $300k, you still wouldn't qualify based off this
thread.
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scros004
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this is bananas
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DankestMemeSourPls
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I ain’t saying she’s a a gold digger…..
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d_roc10
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I don’t think a single man can check off all of these. Meanwhile the girl
probably can’t even fry an egg and has an extensive history.
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EmergencyPitch3652
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30m ago
Delusional level all time high. Hope she likes cats
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MaxL37
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Well, good thing I could take care of #17 easy by not fulfilling 1-16 😂
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ioncloud9
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28m ago
Only 1.5% of people make $300k. So does she think of herself not just a
9/10 but a 9.85/10. She’s delusional. Why would somebody at that income
level pick her entitled ass?
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UsernameRemorse
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27m ago
Is a vagina really a good trade for all that? Or does she have some
immense list of positives in addition
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Ok-Bid8106
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I’d send her my list, and then she’d know… we’re surely not a match.
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26m ago
Girl that wants all the befits of a traditional marriage and none of the
traditional roles for herself. How original
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Emotional_Neck3312
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Are single people just looking for a parent to coddle and take care of
them?? Wtf is this nonsense
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lol $5700 a week she’s going to be a wife with a mistress.
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whathehel23
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22m ago
so money is number 1
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Intempore
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22m ago
Her^
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TheBigBurger
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2,3,4 are all just: be rich
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Impressive_Let3805
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20m ago
Ugh sophisticated bit
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WriteImagine
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20m ago
I mean, you could technically check all of those boxes, but you’d need to
be dating 3 men at least
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Toby7678
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20m ago
I would just - with my list and see if we are close. As someone who hits a
lot of her checklist, my wife has bassically the same ones as well.
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holoceneprimate
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20m ago
I'd just send back my list:
Has self-respect
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CementCemetery
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20m ago
Genuinely that’s probably 1% or less than the population that would meet
that criteria (male, single, hetero). I’m not saying she should settle but
maybe reevaluate her expectations.
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TiredEsq
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Ok, so here’s my question — I make a fairly significant amount of money.
Is it inappropriate for me to want to date a man who makes around the same
or more?
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Illustrious-Item-437
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15m ago
Profile Badge for the Achievement Top 1% Commenter Top 1% Commenter
- “sorry I only make 200k I’m gonna unmatch now I hope you find who you’re
looking for”
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duelinghanjos
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I meet all that, what is she bringing to the table?
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evilpsych
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What does this…. Individual actually offer in return?
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EsseElLoco
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I guess she's jobless and 300+ pounds?
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EquivalentPie3613
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Rub
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